Fake IDs – Guaranteed Genuinely Fake!
Finally in black and white what everyone already knows: that you officially can’t be bothered, are permanently under the weather or are allowed to drive a digger at the age of five. Our fake IDs are real plastic cards with real printing and guaranteed real nonsense. Perfect as a gift for anyone who can laugh at themselves.
5 products in Fake IDs
Photo- & Giftcards Product number: BAPA01-BL
Baby ID Card (Blue) – personalized fun ID card for a new baby (photo & birth details; boy, girl, or neutral)
The unofficial first ID for your baby – personalised with photo and birth details. Customisable: 6 variants with photo or comic design Available in blue, pink or neutral (green) Featuring name, date of birth, height, weight & birthplace Card format according to ISO7810-ID1 (bank card size) Printed on 99 % recycled ocean plastic
- Blue
- Green
- Pink
Product number: FKID-OFFS01
Freifahrtsschein im Kartenformat (recyceltes PVC)
Dein offizieller Freibrief für alltägliche Sünden der Freifahrtsschein – stilvoll verpackt im edlen Plastikkarten-Format für maximale Narrenfreiheit!
Product number: FKID-KBP
Kein-Bock-Pass - wenn man einfach keine Lust hat (beidseitig bedruckt)
Bist du es leid, ständig produktiv sein zu müssen? Träumst du davon, eine E-Mail einfach mal ungelesen zu lassen oder ein Meeting zu verlassen, nur weil du es kannst? Deine Träume werden wahr! echter falscher Ausweis vom Amt für passive Lebensführung individuell gedruckt mit Bild und Wunschdaten als recycelte PVC Karte (#SAVEtheOCEAN) im ISO-Format HINWEIS: Bild-Upload im Warenkorb! Eigene Rechte, sofern gewünscht, können am Ende der Bestellung als Kommentar mitgesendet werden. Bei Bestellung mehrerer Karten bitte vorab den Namen dazuschreiben, sofern sich diese unterscheiden. Bei Fragen gerne per Mail oder WhatsApp vorab Kontakt aufnehmen.
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Product number: FKID-AUDK01
Permanent Sick Note Card – Officially Unofficial Medical Excuse
The Permanent Sick Leave Card is your officially unofficial excuse for doing absolutely nothing. Fully personalized and printed on recycled material – the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift. Custom with name, photo & humorous diagnosis Includes “Quack Doctor” stamp & signature Choose from four assessment types Standard ID card format (ISO7810-ID1)Made from 99% recycled ocean plastic
Product number: FKID-OBMS01
Personalized Kids Construction License | Recycled PVC Card
Bring joy to little builders with a personalized construction driver's license! Printed with custom photo & name on durable recycled PVC.
Genuinely fake, genuinely funny
Some things simply deserve official proof, even if no authority would ever issue it. That's exactly what our novelty IDs are for. With the permanent sick-note card, that little cough is finally official, the can't-be-bothered pass saves you long explanations, and with the free pass, minor everyday sins are covered from now on. For little ones, there's the construction machine licence for kids, and new parents will love the baby ID card. Many cards can be personalised with a name and photo, giving you a gift that's guaranteed to get a laugh: for birthdays, office farewells, stag and hen parties or just because.
Fake, but honest
For all the silliness, we take one thing seriously: our fake IDs are so obviously fake that not even your boss would fall for them. We don't replicate official documents and prefer to invent our own authorities instead. So all you'll get from us is fun in credit card size. For anything else, you've come to the wrong place. By the way, we print very seriously in 600 dpi on PVC made from 99% recycled ocean plastic, so the fun lasts.