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Permanent Sick Note Card – Officially Unofficial Medical Excuse

Permanent Sick Note Card – Officially Unofficial Medical Excuse

SKU: FKID-AUDK01
Category: Fake ID Cards
Manufacturers: axevio GmbH

The Permanent Sick Leave Card is your officially unofficial excuse for doing absolutely nothing. Fully personalized and printed on recycled material – the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift.

Custom with name, photo & humorous diagnosis
Includes “Quack Doctor” stamp & signature
Choose from four assessment types
Standard ID card format (ISO7810-ID1)
Made from 99% recycled ocean plastic

Photo-Upload: Your photo could be uploaded inside the shopping cart!

Name: Name
Date of birth: Date of birth
Place of residence: Place of residence
Reasons (keep it short!): Reasons (keep it short!)
Type of Card

11,90 €

incl. 19% VAT , plus

Available immediately
Delivery time: 2 - 8 Workdays (DE - int. shipments may differ)

Description

Officially unofficial – your Permanent Sick Leave Card

Wouldn’t it be nice to call in sick on demand – no waiting room, no doctor’s note, no questions asked? With our Permanent Sick Leave Card, you’ve got the perfect excuse card always at hand. Flash your “medical certificate” whenever things get a bit too much.

This high-quality novelty card is personalized with your own data and features a creative diagnosis like "chronic reluctance" or "severe beach deficiency". A brilliant gift for co-workers, friends, or for your own desk – especially if your motivation has entered long-term recovery.

Here’s what you get:

Front side: Photo, name, date/place of birth, diagnosis & “out of order since…” date
Back side: Official-sounding text confirming your permanent work disability
Large signature/stamp field for Prof. Dr. Dr. med. vet. dent. habil. Baldrian M. Heftpflaster
Printed selection of assessment types:

Initial Certification – Diagnosis just in
Ongoing Condition – No recovery in sight
Worsening State – Escalation imminent
Critical Escalation – Maximum refusal to function

Card details:

Format: ISO7810-ID1 (approx. 85.6 x 53.98 mm) – like an ID or bank card
Thickness: 0.76 mm
Material: 99% recycled ocean plastic – #SAVEtheOCEAN
Personalized high-resolution 600dpi print

How to order:

Provide your personal details (e.g. name, birthdate, diagnosis, photo) and we’ll create your unique fun ID card. Also perfect as a gift for birthdays, leaving parties, or just to brighten up someone’s week.

Please note:

This is a novelty fun product for private entertainment purposes only. It is not an official document and must not be used in public or with authorities. All institutions, names, and medical staff mentioned are purely fictional.

Language notice:
This product is exclusively printed in German, exactly as shown in the example images. No other language versions are available.

Product safety information

Manufacturer information:

axevio GmbH
Breitscheidstraße 67
07407 Rudolstadt, Thüringen
Deutschland
info@axevio.de
https://www.axevio.de

Material:	PVC (recycelt)
Card colour:	White (glossy)
Printed pages:	on both sides
Technology:	No technology
:	ReTransfer
:	ISO7810-ID1
Size:	85,60 x 53,98 x 0,76 mm

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